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(no subject) [Oct. 12th, 2005|12:46 pm]
8shittybeatle8
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[mood |tiredfucker]
[music |Lateralus]

If a hotdog had wings, where would babies come from?

I came upon a rock and i began to ponder, what i could not see or here? This question came to me and no i am delusional...someone please help me!
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(no subject) [Sep. 14th, 2005|12:22 pm]
8shittybeatle8
IM BACK BITCHES
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toolband.com [Apr. 4th, 2005|04:21 pm]
8shittybeatle8
You know the old saying, “no news is good news”, well… that was the case as far as the recording process was going for the new Tool CD, but now things may have changed a bit. Yesterday, when I went to the studio to give Maynard a bottle of wine (a 1992 Maya) for winning the bet that I had with him involving his new film “Sleeping Dogs Lie” (I lost by default, not being able to attend the Sedona screening), not only wasn’t Maynard there, but, in what seems to be a case of enantiodromia (something becoming its opposite) if ever there was one (!), I was told the reason why he wasn’t there. I wish this post was dated April 1, but, unfortunately, it isn’t. Like a doctor giving a patient a straight, honest answer to a medical diagnosis, without sugar-coating the truth, here’s exactly what I was told: “Maynard has found Jesus.” This will come as a complete shock to most (but not all) of you, as it did to me. In fact, it just seemed like another MJK prank until I talked to the one person who I believe would know if all this was legit or not. After nearly an hour on the phone with this person, the answer I received was that Maynard has indeed “found Jesus” and that, for this reason, he’s abandoned the project for the time being, if not entirely. I don’t know what the f**k is in the water these days, but hopefully a black jelly belly will turn up in that golden bowl… that’s all I can think to say at this point. Before leaving the studio, I watched as Danny made arrangements to go play some golf, while Adam and Justin kept working on a particular song. So, in case you missed it (those who don’t read the whole post), here’s today's news: Maynard has found Jesus…
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(no subject) [Jan. 23rd, 2005|05:36 pm]
8shittybeatle8
Evansville Natives and what not. Looking for openminded guitar player to start a swong/song writting duo with. Maybe Frank will be interested.
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(no subject) [Jan. 5th, 2005|02:23 pm]
8shittybeatle8
[music |WHite]

It has been awhile bitches. By bitches i dont just mean the women haha. If you know me you know im just fucking with you. Everyone knows i call the ladies whores..HA just playing. I call them anything they wants, except late for dinner.

What a lovely snow it has been. It has wintered alot.

I think i pissed you off...we havent spoken in a while.

How come art chicks are so hot?
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(no subject) [Dec. 16th, 2004|06:55 pm]
8shittybeatle8
[music |PanFUckingTEra]

Who wants to marry me?
Im broke...
Ive got no job...
Im an art student...
Ive got talent...
If you have a vagina i think we are a perfect fit. Taking applications.

Name...
A picture of your ears, hands, and lower back...
Favorite color...
Turn ons...
Turn offs...
Favorite cuss word...
Least favorite cuss word...
Favorite sound...
Least favorite sound...
Which of the 7 dwarfs best represents your attitude the majority of the time...
Pepsi, coke, or ski...
In favor of the money shot???
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(no subject) [Dec. 13th, 2004|10:35 am]
8shittybeatle8
WHO WANTS TO GO SEE THE TRUMANS WITH ME........!!!

Inside joke to certain fuckers out there. HAHA i say fuckers now! WOO WOO
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OH HELL YEAH [Dec. 13th, 2004|10:21 am]
8shittybeatle8
[music |DEVO BITCHES]

So we had this awesome idea to record our conversations while we were together. We are putting together sound bites and shit. I have noticed that my friends and I are faster to talk about our man crushes than women. YOu figured women would be more comfortable with that subject.

INSERT PRECIOUS WITTY PICTURE HERE IM TOO LAZY TO

PS the tapes are hilarious. This bitch goes out to MC Dinosaur and MC TINY PAnts. What no!
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(no subject) [Nov. 29th, 2004|03:18 pm]
8shittybeatle8
[music |DEVO KICKS ASS]

A victim of collision on the open sea
Nobody ever said that life was free
Sank, swam, go down with the ship
But use your freedom of choice

I’ll say it again in the land of the free
Use your freedom of choice
Your freedom of choice

In ancient rome there was a poem
About a dog who found two bones
He picked at one
He licked the other
He went in circles
He dropped dead

Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom of choice!

Then if you got it you don’t want it
Seems to be the rule of thumb
Don’t be tricked by what you see
You got two ways to go

I’ll say it again in the land of the free
Use your freedom of choice
Freedom of choice

Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom of choice!

In ancient rome
There was a poem
About a dog
Who found two bones
He picked at one
He licked the other
He went in circles
He dropped dead

Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
(repeat)
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(no subject) [Nov. 28th, 2004|04:42 pm]
8shittybeatle8
POST A COMMENT WITH A MEMORY OF ME.
IT CAN BE ANYTHING YOU WANT.
THEN POST THIS IN YOUR JOURNAL.
SEE WHAT PEOPLE SAY ABOUT YOU.

HAHA I STEAL SHIT. FUCk you IM going to hell. But at least Ive got great tunes.
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