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[Oct. 12th, 2005|12:46 pm] |
If a hotdog had wings, where would babies come from?
I came upon a rock and i began to ponder, what i could not see or here? This question came to me and no i am delusional...someone please help me! |
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| toolband.com |
[Apr. 4th, 2005|04:21 pm] |
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You know the old saying, “no news is good news”, well… that was the case as far as the recording process was going for the new Tool CD, but now things may have changed a bit. Yesterday, when I went to the studio to give Maynard a bottle of wine (a 1992 Maya) for winning the bet that I had with him involving his new film “Sleeping Dogs Lie” (I lost by default, not being able to attend the Sedona screening), not only wasn’t Maynard there, but, in what seems to be a case of enantiodromia (something becoming its opposite) if ever there was one (!), I was told the reason why he wasn’t there. I wish this post was dated April 1, but, unfortunately, it isn’t. Like a doctor giving a patient a straight, honest answer to a medical diagnosis, without sugar-coating the truth, here’s exactly what I was told: “Maynard has found Jesus.” This will come as a complete shock to most (but not all) of you, as it did to me. In fact, it just seemed like another MJK prank until I talked to the one person who I believe would know if all this was legit or not. After nearly an hour on the phone with this person, the answer I received was that Maynard has indeed “found Jesus” and that, for this reason, he’s abandoned the project for the time being, if not entirely. I don’t know what the f**k is in the water these days, but hopefully a black jelly belly will turn up in that golden bowl… that’s all I can think to say at this point. Before leaving the studio, I watched as Danny made arrangements to go play some golf, while Adam and Justin kept working on a particular song. So, in case you missed it (those who don’t read the whole post), here’s today's news: Maynard has found Jesus… |
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[Jan. 23rd, 2005|05:36 pm] |
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Evansville Natives and what not. Looking for openminded guitar player to start a swong/song writting duo with. Maybe Frank will be interested. |
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[Jan. 5th, 2005|02:23 pm] |
It has been awhile bitches. By bitches i dont just mean the women haha. If you know me you know im just fucking with you. Everyone knows i call the ladies whores..HA just playing. I call them anything they wants, except late for dinner.
What a lovely snow it has been. It has wintered alot.
I think i pissed you off...we havent spoken in a while.
How come art chicks are so hot? |
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[Dec. 16th, 2004|06:55 pm] |
Who wants to marry me?
Im broke...
Ive got no job...
Im an art student...
Ive got talent...
If you have a vagina i think we are a perfect fit. Taking applications.
Name...
A picture of your ears, hands, and lower back...
Favorite color...
Turn ons...
Turn offs...
Favorite cuss word...
Least favorite cuss word...
Favorite sound...
Least favorite sound...
Which of the 7 dwarfs best represents your attitude the majority of the time...
Pepsi, coke, or ski...
In favor of the money shot??? |
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[Dec. 13th, 2004|10:35 am] |
WHO WANTS TO GO SEE THE TRUMANS WITH ME........!!!
Inside joke to certain fuckers out there. HAHA i say fuckers now! WOO WOO |
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| OH HELL YEAH |
[Dec. 13th, 2004|10:21 am] |
So we had this awesome idea to record our conversations while we were together. We are putting together sound bites and shit. I have noticed that my friends and I are faster to talk about our man crushes than women. YOu figured women would be more comfortable with that subject.
INSERT PRECIOUS WITTY PICTURE HERE IM TOO LAZY TO
PS the tapes are hilarious. This bitch goes out to MC Dinosaur and MC TINY PAnts. What no! |
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[Nov. 29th, 2004|03:18 pm] |
A victim of collision on the open sea
Nobody ever said that life was free
Sank, swam, go down with the ship
But use your freedom of choice
I’ll say it again in the land of the free
Use your freedom of choice
Your freedom of choice
In ancient rome there was a poem
About a dog who found two bones
He picked at one
He licked the other
He went in circles
He dropped dead
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom of choice!
Then if you got it you don’t want it
Seems to be the rule of thumb
Don’t be tricked by what you see
You got two ways to go
I’ll say it again in the land of the free
Use your freedom of choice
Freedom of choice
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom of choice!
In ancient rome
There was a poem
About a dog
Who found two bones
He picked at one
He licked the other
He went in circles
He dropped dead
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
(repeat) |
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[Nov. 28th, 2004|04:42 pm] |
POST A COMMENT WITH A MEMORY OF ME.
IT CAN BE ANYTHING YOU WANT.
THEN POST THIS IN YOUR JOURNAL.
SEE WHAT PEOPLE SAY ABOUT YOU.
HAHA I STEAL SHIT. FUCk you IM going to hell. But at least Ive got great tunes. |
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[Nov. 18th, 2004|11:42 am] |
CHICAGO KICKED ASS!
Recently I went to Chicago with my fellow art students. It kicked ass. I learned some valuable things that weekend. Here are some pictures.
Our liquor cabinet... queer samwich or dave samwich.(im on the right man im ugly haha and i have a lazy eye)
 karate kick
 drunked squidplay
 dont drink and get kicked in the head |
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| Im swearing off... |
[Nov. 16th, 2004|02:13 pm] |
We have been asked to make goals in my well fitness class. I immediately began to ponder about my new years resolutions seeing that its not new years. I have had nothing but trouble with white chicks recently.
SO IM SWEARING WHITE WOMEN OFF OF ME!
I only date colored girls. Basically anyone foreign and with personality. woo woo! |
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[Nov. 8th, 2004|06:41 pm] |
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
IM A SINNER IM GOING TO HELL |
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| starting a political group |
[Nov. 3rd, 2004|05:25 pm] |
ITS CALLED
DEMOCRATIC INDIANA VOTERS Ages 18-25 YOur VotE DOesNOT MATTER!!!!!!
hahaha. electoral college is bullshit.
everyone says your vote matters. that an election was one with one vote. IT WASNT!
It was one with one ELECTORAL VOTE. you JAckassES!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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[Oct. 19th, 2004|02:55 pm] |
This picture made me read....
THIS!
Well damn i cant find a picture of all the books but you get the point.
HR Giger is the shit! |
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[Oct. 14th, 2004|03:11 pm] |
just because he died because he was gay you dont have to advertise.
you dont see this everywhere
1066 - Harold II, King of England (1066), dies |
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[Oct. 14th, 2004|02:53 pm] |
damn i just disappeared for awhile. im not back my internet is screwed. i have to do this shit at my brothers house. so look for less updates and witty repartay.
kennedy call me about love making and playing whiffle ball i mean music. woo woo!
Im gonna get laid tonight...hope for it....but its not gonna happen |
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[Oct. 6th, 2004|10:06 pm] |
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[Oct. 4th, 2004|07:00 pm] |
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| | Feeling Alright-Joe Cocker | ] |
Ive pissed the day away its 7pm and ive done nothing
Damn girl your fat lose some weight
NOW LADIES SERIOUSLY...
Eat please.You gotta be voluptious. And remember this only a Dog Likes BOnes. |
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